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My girlfriend seems to think that she is getting old and wrinkly, although I can’t see what she’s talking about. She’s been reading a bunch of different wrinkle cream reviews trying to find out which one works the best. I imagine all of them would work the same when you don’t have any wrinkles to start with. I don’t know, women are a little too paranoid about looking their real age.

I read on one of the gossip websites of someone saying that actor / rapper Will Smith has bad breath. It was hilarious. The girl said that she met him and his breath smelled like “hot shit”. Now I don’t know if this is the truth or not but it is funny as well as embarrassing.But it goes to show that celebrities are human too especially for those who like to put celebrities in a bubble.

I love that Kelloggs ad where three guys are talking about what they like about the particular brand of Kelloggs. And just out of the blue, the third guy says something about liking the “ELLO” in the word Kelloggs which he says reminds him of the British. Then he proceeded to say “Ello Gov’ner”. Cracks me up every time.